Hans Christian Andersen: Little Mermaid, Big Problems

<p>Beloved children's writer Hans Christian Andersen was a lifelong virgin and chronic masturbator. This <em>Ugly Duckling</em> never grew into a beautiful swan, and the men and women he obsessed over just weren't interested in him. But that's lucky for us, because in his heartbreak he wrote timeless classics like <em>The Little Mermaid</em>, which was surprisingly autobiographical!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>