Hannibal Lecter Facials, Inflatable Santa Shooting, & A Combustable Commode

<p>What people are now doing to their faces is shocking--literally. A drive-by shooting targets Santa. And a smoking &quot;smart&quot; toilet explodes...but not because of a bad burrito from the man sitting on it. After listening to all this stupidity, you&#39;ll feel pretty smart...</p> <ul> <li>Wawa Customer Knocks Man Out Because He Refused to Pay For Her Wine; </li> <li>Serial shrubbery thief busted with $8K in stolen greenery; </li> <li>Strange sea worms have butts that grow a brain before wriggling off to mate; </li> <li>The Dish Women Make to Cast a &#39;Spell&#39; When They Hope to Marry; </li> <li>Police Search for Thief Who Stole Van Loaded With 10K Krispy Kreme Donuts; </li> <li>Chipotle Put Out a Napkin Holder for Cars For all the Napkins You Steal; </li> <li>Get Breakfast Cereal That Tastes Like a Full English Breakfast; </li> <li>UPDATE: Mystery Mexican Aliens Are &#39;Definitely Not Human&#39; &amp; Have 30% DNA of &#39;Unknown Species; </li> <li>FL Newspaper Will Print Your Grievances for Festivus; </li> <li>Michigan Family Celebrated Thanksgiving with...a Mass Drug Overdose; </li> <li>A Politician Lost by One Vote Because He Didn&#39;t Vote for Himself; </li> <li>Woman Hurls Clothes Over 6th-Floor NYC Balcony After Boyfriend Caught Cheating; </li> <li>Booby-Trapped Marijuana Operation Found Inside TN Church; </li> <li>FL Man Named “Michael Jackson” Accused of Exposing Himself &amp; Mocking Gym Goers; </li> <li>NY Woman Steals $800 Worth of Barbie Toys &amp; Leads Cops on High-Speed Chase; </li> <li>FL Man Arrested for Quitting Job in the Middle of Transporting Prison Inmates; </li> <li>Deer Eat All the Christmas Trees at Family Farm; </li> <li>People Want &#39;Pink Christmas Trees&#39;...Thanks To &#39;Barbie&#39;.</li> </ul> <p>Play along with &quot;Pancho&quot; this week &amp; see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the &quot;Insane Game Show&quot; &amp; find the answers to life&#39;s biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers mor