Hair Above Replacement

<p>Your vaccinated co-hosts record in the same room for the first time in over a year! Thank you, science. COVID outbreaks hit the <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31278181/twins-angels-game-postponed-due-minnesota-covid-19-issues">Twins</a> and maybe the <a href="https://theathletic.com/2519952/2021/04/14/jose-altuve-alex-bregman-and-yordan-alvarez-among-five-astros-sidelined-by-health-and-safety-protocols">Astros</a>, and we can’t help but feel a little told-you-so about <a href="https://twitter.com/Andrelton/status/1375504270452260869">Andrelton Simmons</a>. <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/dodgers-padres-thriller-filled-with-crazy-moments">Jake Cronenworth, David Price, and Joe Musgrove</a> are all in the same sentence but not how you’d expect. Joey Votto executes a triple play but we think he could have done better. <a href="https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/2154470">Andrés Giménez</a> scores 4 runs, 5 hits, and one fight with Adam Eaton who is no longer on Patti’s list of favorite Adams. <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/willians-astudillo-pitches-for-twins">Willians Astudillo</a> and Shane Bieber get equal time for pitching achievement. <a href="https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2021/04/jay-bruce-announces-retirement.html">Jay Bruce</a> retires after 14 years and deserves a better end.  </p><p><br></p><p>Will <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/yasiel-puig-accuser-sexual-assault-consensual-sex-lesbian-mlb-010949386.html?soc_src=social-sh&amp;soc_trk=tw&amp;tsrc=twtr">Yasiel Puig</a> end up in Mexico like Patti’s first car? Pottymouth lays out the case for trusting women in this instance of he said/she said. <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/yankee-stadium-pauses-play-fans-rays-field-baseballs-023939732.html">Yankees fans</a> make the police blotter, as does <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/04/13/joe-west-paul-lo-duca-defamation/">Joe West</a> -- but he’s the winner in this story. <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/gomes-hr-gets-locastro-nats-204629585.html">Tim Locastro</