Gundam Pieces Would Be Fatal Because I am the Clumsiest Person I Know, I'm Not Kidding. I Tripped Over My Cat Last Week, Caught My Stumble With My Other Foot, and Then Tripped Over That Foot.

<p>It's me, back from the dead. I mean it's us, but SOMEONE mocked my style on here and I'm out for blood. So here's my revenge, Janno is on his 5th marriage. It's like, come on, commit to something, amiright? With my vengeance at hand, I'm feeling more clarity and now I can finally return to great service. Although I would like to reinforce, goo goo ga ga I have played multiple Fire Emblem games.</p> <p>MASSIVE shouts out to a close friend Derek for coming through and talking about Gundam! This series runs pretty damn deep, like most places have a series, one spinoff, etc. There's like, 50 spinoffs for this show. That's wild. And all of the robits are different? I'm getting so old. I can't make it up to my bedroom so I've been sleeping on the couch. There was no point to reference that, I live alone and no one cares where I sleep. Which means I can watch all 50 spinoffs of Gundam, so who's down bad now? Derek sent us a .jpeg of the entire timeline, and it was pretty much fullscreen when I opened it. And the text was small. That's just wild. It'd take a while to run out of things to watch. And isn't that the goal of TV? Exactly, I'll take 4 more spinoffs please.</p> <p>Speaking of Gundam, I have lots of friends who do those builds and stuff, with like 5000 pieces and such? Is that wild? I mean, I have an app on my phone where I can do jigsaw puzzles, that's kinda similar right? I could never do a build, I have like no patience at all. Jigsaw puzzles are way easier, they have clear pictures of them. These Gundam builds look like Ikea setups, and it is insane to think that people voluntarily build Ikea furniture. I thought it was more of a last resort. But that's more bitterness on my part, I'm missing that weird allen wrench from the build kit and have been leaving my clothes on the floor. It's been so hard since Veronica left. So hard.</p> <p>If you vibe with the boy Derek, show him some love and support on Twitter or on Twitch @Greatbigsword. Better yet, he has 3 podcasts with some awesome topics, so find them o