Freshmen in a Half-Shell: Collegiate Ninja Turtles

<p>The teenage mutant ninja turtles. Dare we defy one of those four otherwise completely unrelated words? Yes, we do. Because we at FMR believe that everyone, turtles included, has the right to a mutagenic ooze called post-secondary education. And before you ask, yes, the ninja turtles smoke weed in this one. We were the first ever people to take that courageous step. We are true pioneers of comedy.</p> <p>Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com</p> <p>Leave us a voicemail at: <a href="https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright</a></p> <p>Twitter: @monsterrightpod</p>