FO2O Ep. 31: Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald

Picture it, dear listeners: You’ve just made a movie based around a wizard who collects and trains magical creatures. What would you do for the sequel? What’s that? You want to shoehorn him in to a plot about an international criminal? What’s that? You want to asynchronously include characters from another story in the same universe and give the barest of lip service to why they’re there? WHAT’S THAT?! YOU WANT TO MAKE THE MAIN VILLAIN THE EX-BOYFRIEND OF THE PROTAGONIST’S MOST POWERFUL ALLY, BUT YOU DON’T WANT TO HAVE EITHER CHARACTER BREATHE A WORD THAT WOULD INDICATE THAT?! Well then…. Dear listener, perhaps you’d like to give our episode on Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald a listen. Till next time: peace out, cub scouts!