Finding Jesus in Miami

<p>We talk way more Jesus than usual, as we select both veteran (“We Believe in Jesus”) <a href="https://www.brewcrewball.com/2019/8/2/20749779/milwaukee-brewers-jesus-aguilar-trade-goodbye">Jesús Aguilar</a> and batting left because of David Ortiz prospect <a href="https://theathletic.com/1119401/2019/08/06/im-a-pretty-chill-guy-getting-to-know-recently-acquired-marlins-prospect-jesus-sanchez/?article_source=search&amp;search_query=jesus%20sanchez">Jesús Sánchez</a> as our Marlin’s boyfriends. Kim Ng was a contender for Marlins boyfriend but we have stupid rules. Over at the Yankees, both Pottymouth and Patti go for guys that are quietly generous in their birthplaces and save the noise for the field. Pottymouth profiles Colombian <a href="https://www.nj.com/yankees/2020/04/how-life-has-changed-for-yankees-gio-urshela-colombias-new-cult-hero.html">Gio Urshela</a>, and Patti tells you of mask-wearing redhead <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/yankees/news/clint-frazier-pledges-to-wear-mask-2020-yankees">Clint Frazier</a>.</p><p><br>Women sports journalists speak out about abusive treatment by <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/02/02/angels-mickey-callaway-suspended-over-accusations-inappropriate-behavior/">Mickey Calloway</a>, spanning three teams and at least five years.  The Angels fired him and investigations are underway.  Did the Jared Porter issue open the floodgates?  Are women feeling safer about going public?  Stay tuned.  <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/30837079/trevor-bauer-signing-los-angeles-dodgers-sources-say">Trevor Bauer</a> gets the record-setting deal of his dreams, and we consider the possibility of <a href="https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2784834-trevor-bauer-to-be-shot-in-the-nuts-with-paintball-if-he-inks-multi-year-deal">paintball to the nuts</a>. We wish our patron saint, <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/02/05/sean-doolittle-cincinnati-reds-fresh-start/">Sean Doolittle</a>, well as he is off to work his magic in Cincinnati. The Dom