Fast Guys Who Don't Quit

<p>Don’t you wish you had a week like <a href="https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/09/01/ronald-acuna-atlanta-braves-wedding-los-angeles">Ronald Acuña Jr.</a>? Most of it, anyway – probably not the part that requires the update of <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/08/29/ronald-acuna-fans-coors-field/">NCiB Stadium Rules</a>.. <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/miguel-cabrera-has-stellar-day-in-win-over-white-sox">Miggy</a> passes more all-time milestones and <a href="https://www.si.com/fannation/mlb/fastball/history/boston-red-sox-triston-casas-moves-up-great-list-in-team-history-as-he-continues-to-hit-home-runs-on-the-road">Triston</a> chips away at the Rookie marks. <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/tj-friedls-got-good-reason-065323182.html">TJ Friedl</a> has no walk-up song for a reason that makes us like him even more. New guys are coming up all over the place this time of year. BOS’s <a href="https://www.houstonchronicle.com/texas-sports-nation/astros/article/wilyer-abreu-astros-prospect-mlb-debut-red-sox-18327876.php">Wilyer Abreu</a> debuts at Minute Maid, where he thought he’d be an Astro. NYY’s Jasson Dominguez debuts with a homer off of Verlander. Our Police Blotter update the <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/38293345/dr-investigating-second-complaint-rays-wander-franco">Wander Franco</a> debacle with girl #3. Patti explains last week’s <a href="https://theathletic.com/4817320/2023/08/29/mlb-waivers-explained-angels/">waiver madness</a>, LAA’s plan, and the failure thereof. Pottymouth looks at <a href="https://thehill.com/opinion/civil-rights/4176888-a-home-run-for-hispanics-dcs-nationals-need-a-spanish-language-broadcast/">Spanish language broadcasting</a> in MLB and wonder why WAS is not part of that. It’s Ladies Night if you want to get your nails done, but maybe not if you  want to learn more about women in baseball. And hey, <a href="https://theathletic.com/4817320/2023/08/29/mlb-waivers-explained-angels/">COVID’s back</a> - four CIN pitchers are out.</p><p>W