Fake Ad: The Husband Trainer

Is your husband a slob? Does he hate doing housework? Well then we have just the thing for you! Introducing “The Husband Trainer”. This innovative new technology combines classic conditioning training with a mild to severe shock of electricity, not unlike a small taser. Discreetly disguised as a smart watch, when your husband needs some gentle reinforcement send an alert and witness immediate changes in behavior! Order now!