Everything Is Bullsh*t - Dumpster Fire 123

<p>What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corporate office drone?</p><p>For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/</p><p><br></p><p>Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/</p><p>Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/</p><p>Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ </p><p><br></p><p>0:00 - Introduction</p><p>2:14 - What Is Happening</p><p>8:05 - Beyond Parody</p><p>11:36 - Russia So Russian</p><p>13:38 - Encampment Of Morons</p><p>19:53 - Weather</p><p>21:02 - Seed </p><p>22:06 - Siri, Please Take My Life</p><p>24:03 - Dumpster Diving</p><p>27:33 - Breaking Bridget</p><p>32:50 - Phetasy News</p><p>35:55 - The Internet Is Glorious</p><p><br></p><p>----------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p><br></p><p>Thanks to our sponsors Seed!</p><p><br></p><p>- Try Seed's breakthrough probiotic and prebiotic capsule for gastrointestinal and whole body health. Go to https://www.seed.com/dumpster/ and save 30% on your first month with the code "DUMPSTER"</p><p><br></p><p>----------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. </p><p>We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. </p><p><br></p><p>Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/</p><p><br></p><p>For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/</p><p><br></p><p>Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/</p><p>Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy </p><p>Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ </p><p>Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy </p><p>https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 </p><p>https://open.