Episode Ten - We Want You...

On tonight’s Security Shit Show, Ryan Cloutier, CISSP Evan Francen and I are going to tackle the wonderful world of job descriptions, recruiting and the disaster that appears to be getting people INTO the industry!<br /><br />As a guide, the below should help frame the conversations!<br /><br />Job descriptions (AND their meanings)<br />1) To be part of the team (you’re the first!)<br />2) To lead from the front (you’re the bullet shield)<br />3) To be THE voice (and get blamed)<br />4) To bridge DevSecOps (You’re buying coffee and donuts)<br />5) Drug free workplace (no coffee, tea, alcohol, weed, glue, or gluten)<br />6) To have the following (The tick-list from hell)<br />a) Degree (you know because that ALWAYS helps…)<br />b) CISSP (yea, it’s only an intern role, but we to keep up appearances)<br />c) 5 years of experience (ALL entry level people have that, right?!?)<br />d) CEH (we googled this, it sounded cool)<br />e) Knowledge of networking (WTF is the difference between 5, 5e, 6, etc.)<br />f) Experience with WiFi (A, B, G, F, E, 2.4, 2.5, 5 and many other numbers)<br />g) Fluent in acronym soup<br />h) Fluent in geek, an undergraduate in business, psychology, and PPTX<br /><br />You get the idea; we’re going to dismantle this shit tonight!