Episode 44: Dawn And The Older Boy

<p>OMG, Dawn’s dating an older boy! Luckily, he’s an insufferable douche as well as being a creep, so it doesn’t last long. Meanwhile, Mary Anne’s actually being canonically sensitive for once, and someone’s caught Kristy’s eye.</p> <p>On today’s agenda: false promises of child chaos; toaster oven vindication; hazing in the NICU; the best use for fake teeth; podcaster charitability rankings; important Travis statistics; Dawn goes genre-hopping; everything is Zach’s fault; the mark of a good man; superior stalking techniques; all the cool teens love Ovid’s Metamorphoses.</p> <p>Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley & "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.</p> <p>If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/The-Podcast-At-Dawns-House-106148354418451"> Facebook</a>, <a href= "https://twitter.com/PodcastDawn">Twitter</a>, <a href= "https://thepodcastatdawnshouse.tumblr.com/">Tumblr</a> or <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/thepodcastatdawnshouse/">Instagram</a>!</p>