Episode 204: My Most Important Episode Ever and Two Short Horror Stories

<p>Derek the Demon and Yoga Bear helped me determine this is my most important episode.</p> <p>I go over all the possible reasons why I'm excited about the episode:</p> <p>- feeling good helping a friend</p> <p>- 10th Planet Whittier is opening soon</p> <p>- Dethfest album lyrics are done thanks to Luc Cervantez</p> <p>- Try Not to Die: In the Wild West is available for kindle preorder. Release set for Mar. 28</p> <p><a href='https://geni.us/WildWest'>https://geni.us/WildWest</a></p> <p>- Plus other random nonsense</p> <p>Spoiler alert: It's discovering my life's purpose: Getting readers to sign up for my newsletter. Why would you want to do that?</p> <p>- Free books like Morsels of Mayhem, Brightside, Somber Stroll.</p> <p>- Alerts to contests like this one that I just dropped. Grand prize is a 12 Month Subscription to Spotify. 99 others get a free download of one of my 14 Spotify audiobooks. Enter before Mar. 31. <a href='https://geni.us/SpotifyTulliusContest'>https://geni.us/SpotifyTulliusContest</a></p> <p>- Learn about my damaged brain and what I've done to improve it. Take bets on when my next mental breakdown might be.</p> <p>And where do you sign up? Right here at <a href='https://marktullius.com/'>https://marktullius.com/</a></p> <p>Also includes two short horror stories off of the Untold Mayhem audiobook.</p> <p>(19:15) "News First" narrated by Jennifer O'Donnell  (Trigger warning: School shooting)</p> <p>(37:00) "Taking Out the Trash" narrated by Chris Andrew Ciulla.</p>