Episode 120 Fantastic Four #584: Congratulations Mister Grimm, You’re Handsome Again

<p> </p> <p class="has-text-align-center">You can listen to the episode by clicking: <a href='https://jeffandrickpresent.podbean.com/e/episode-119-fantastic-four-580-the-frank-tastic-four/'>Episode 120</a></p> <p> </p> <p>A tale as old as time. Man becomes a monster. Man lives as a monster. Man wishes not to be a monster. Man drinks potion made by kids to not be a monster. Yes, this is the story we all know like the back of our scarred and deformed hands.</p> <p> </p> <p>Beer and book</p> <p> </p> <p>So what are we talking about folks. My take is that it is nothing more than a retelling of Frankenstein. I mean look, you have the mad scientist with questionable social skills (looking at you Reed) trying to capture the fire of the gods and creating a monster. Hang on, I think that we are actually reading into this allegory beyond the normal childish prattle.</p> <p> </p> <p>Oh, You Again</p> <p> </p> <p>In this retelling of the classic story, the monster is always wishing to be human and the creator always fails. Luckily the creator has decided to get some kids to help out. Which means that there is a chance that the monster can be human again, for a short while. Now if we put that idea on the original story, would that mean that the Monster of Frankenstein would rip apart and each element would become human again.</p> <p> </p> <p>You Should Moisturize</p> <p> </p> <p>Now that you all have that terrafying vision in your head, let's think about the happy things you would do if you were not a monster. I mean, the first thing you need to do is make sure you have a sweet ride. Get a friend with a nice car or just steal one. It is OK, you will become a monster again in a short while and grand theft auto will not be pressed to hard.</p> <p> </p> <p>Heroes Playing Poker</p> <p> </p> <p>Now you are out on the town, living it up, enjoying yourself. Nobody is pointing at you or mocking you. You are not frightening small children or little old ladies. And you certainly not throwing children into rivers for fun and profit....o