Ep. 76 - Major Payne

ATTENTION MAGGOTS! THIS WEEK WE ARE REVIEWING A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING DAMON WAYANS. THE NAME OF THIS FILM IS "MAJOR PAYNE" AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SUCKING YOUR BREAKFAST DOWN THROUGH A TUBE EVERY MORNING! NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY FIVE YOU SCUM!