Empire State of Mind

<p>In this episode we are debuting a more action packed and shorter format! From now on we will be releasing episodes weekly!</p> <p>In this episode we discuss what happened over Jared's wild birthday weekend that required a few days to recover from.  We also debut a new segment where Jeff and Jared debate a topic called 2 Dipshits Debate!</p> <p>We also have our usual clips! We react to a woman who clearly didn't pay attention in history class, a man who looks like he swallowed a million bees on tik tok, and an example of why New York City Subways are the worst!</p> <p>Time Stamps:</p> <p>Intro: 0:00</p> <p>History Challenged Woman Clip 2:07</p> <p>Jared's Birthday Summary 13:12</p> <p>Overweight Tik Tok Shows How He Can Breath 24:06</p> <p>2 Dipshits Debate 30:28</p> <p>New York Poops 36:49</p> <p> </p> <p>***Transcript***</p> <p>Sub sluts and homos. Wow. You are now turned into the new weekly episode of Jeff of Jared's save the world world. We made the random fucking decision to go back to weekly episodes and it totally was not planned, but you know, literally two days ago. So, you know, it will be shorter than past episodes, but would you rather get us once a week for 40 minutes or twice a week for an hour and 20?</p> <p>I think, you know, once a week. Yeah. 40 minutes is enough to make it come. And once every week is better than twice a week, you're getting two loads instead of just one, you know what fuck off. Um, now you guys can make a weekly routine of coming home from work, locking yourself in your bathroom door.</p> <p>Pretend you're taking a shit and drifting away to the soothing sounds of our voices without all the way. Let's start this shit off.</p> <p>[00:01:00] <strong>Peaches:</strong> What do you think about Hitler? Um, I don't know who that is or what he does. I'm assuming that's some kind of rapper, but, um, give me some kind of big rapper a name y'all come up with all type of names, but whoever he is. Um,</p> <p>I liked his name to be hipper. You do the live stream during that is the best.</p