Elmo Got "Tickled" By A "Loose Monkey" In An Open Relationship

First, we had a stuffed "Olaf" (from the Disney movie, "Frozen") get "violated in a FL Target, now Elmo is a victim by a home inspector! What is it with pervert & stuffed toys? You might say they're in an "open relationship"...which is what a growing number of Americans would also be into. And after shrimp tails were found in cereal, a 6-y/o boy nearly bites the bullet that was found in his Flamin' Hot Cheetos! But would you bite into a dish made from a recipe from a cat food company? Or would you marry your ADULT CHILD? Or would you feel comfortable living in Mr. Rogers' old house where he repeatedly had sex? Oh the stupidity of it all! And I have it all right here for this episode ...such as these: Woman Wears Hard Hat, Holds Crockpot Lid As Shield In PA Dollar General; Cincinnati police probe reported sightings of loose monkeys; Did Justin Timberlake Orchestrate the "Wardrobe Malfunction" to One-Up Britney Spears?; Busch Is Hiring a Dog for $20,000 to Taste Test Dog Beer & A MA Man Modified a Robot Dog To PEE Beer; Mother-daughter duo believe they found centuries-old pirate sword in NC; Bride Finds Out Her Groom's Mom Is Also Her Mom on Their Wedding Day; Scientists Warn Against Dangerous TikTok Trend Of Deep Frying Water --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>