Edible Christmas Trees, A Self-Pleasuring Walrus, & A Wine Bottle B&B

<p>Why throw out your real Christmas tree when you could make a salad? Yes, there's even a recipe book on how to eat your Christmas tree--just remember to remove the tinsel &amp; lights. A New Year's Eve fireworks show in the UK was canceled because of the fireworks from a masturbating walrus. Why stay just at any old B&amp;B when you can spend some romantic time in a wine bottle? Why spend your time listening to the boring old news when you can hear all the stupidity that's starting out in 2023...</p> <ul> <li>Bumbling ‘Home Alone’ Bandit Slips &amp; Hits Head During Armed Robbery;&nbsp;</li> <li>Man Lost His Savings After Hiding $20,000 in His Chimney…&amp; His Wife Burned Them Up;&nbsp;</li> <li>A London neighborhood Is Fighting Public Urination with Special "SplashBack" Paint;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Smart Car with a Little Tikes Paint Job Was in a High-Speed Chase;&nbsp;</li> <li>Female Snakes Have Had a Clitoris All This Time;&nbsp;</li> <li>Wildlife Officials Relocated Bear, Only for It to Make 1,000-Mile Journey Back to Favorite Park;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Tech Worker Tried to Copy the Scheme from "Office Space";&nbsp;</li> <li>A brother &amp; sister had to stop 6 times in 1 day to charge their rented Tesla in cold weather after the battery drained quickly;&nbsp;</li> <li>Southwest Employees Had Been Warning of a System Meltdown for YEARS;&nbsp;</li> <li>Christmas by the numbers: Average person spends 34 hours untangling lights, 36 hours cleaning up pine needles;&nbsp;</li> <li>Half of Americans hide out in the bathroom for alone time—even if they don’t have to go;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Man Forgot His Wife at a Rest Stop, Forcing Her to Walk 13 Miles;&nbsp;</li> <li>Horrible Things That Happened to Penises in 2022;&nbsp;</li> <li>Gym owner defends advert asking people ‘Tired of being fat &amp; ugly? Now just be ugly!’&nbsp;</li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" this week &amp; see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" &amp; find the answers to life's biggest ques