E029 - A Beautiful Swan's Big Birthday Bash

<p>It's Mike's Birthday and he can't figure out why he never transformed from an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan as he was promised as a child. We also discuss spending Christmas on the floor of an empty house, whether Jon's girlfriend should hang Mike's genitalia calendar and ask the question: Is it illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day?</p> <p>Contact Mike and Jon at hello@morningjam.co.uk especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening.</p> <p><br></p> <p>Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish</p>