Dusty-Fingered DoorDash Bandit, A Toothy Necklace, & Shoplifting Exchanges

S2E56 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE A taco bandit was caught orange-handed on the delivery woman's body cam when she delivered a DoorDash order. Want to remember grandpa after he dies? You can wear his smile around your neck...with a lovely necklace. If you're going to steal stuff from a store, make sure it's what you want--so you don't have to get it exchanged...and get fingered for theft! A Nebraska Burger King had a message on their marquee that advertised a "whopper"-sized dilemma: The whole staff quit! And it's 2021...isn't it time our packages of hot dog buns matched the number of hot dogs we get in a package? Heinz thinks so. And there's other examples of my stupid world that includes... The Top Things We Still Help Our Kids Pay For, Even When They're Adults;  The Secret to Men Living Longer Is...Castration;  Driver Pulled Over In CA Had Satellite Dish Mounted On The Car Hood;  A Guy Reports a Fake Shooting to 911 to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket;  If You're Running from the Cops, Don't Hit Up The McDonald's Drive-Thru. Plus the recap of the "Insane News Of The Week" & another batch of "winners" in the weekly "Genius Awards"! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>