Dumpster Fire 119 - Elon Can't Ignore Us Forever

<p>Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben &amp; Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Will normies ever start using the word "phetasy" in conversation?</p><p>For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/</p><p><br></p><p>Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/</p><p>Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/</p><p>Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ </p><p><br></p><p>0:00 - Introduction</p><p>1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again</p><p>7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life</p><p>11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost</p><p>15:29 - Sprained My Eyes</p><p>16:48 - Weather</p><p>17:39 - Neon Hippie</p><p>18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty</p><p>20:42 - Eunuch Maker</p><p>23:55 - Dumpster Diving</p><p>28:08 - Breaking Bridget</p><p>32:45 - Phetasy News</p><p>35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious</p><p><br></p><p>----------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p><br></p><p>Thanks to our sponsor, Neon Hippie!</p><p><br></p><p>- Check out their amazing skincare products</p><p>https://neonhippie.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER" </p><p><br></p><p>----------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. </p><p>We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. </p><p><br></p><p>Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/</p><p><br></p><p>For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/</p><p><br></p><p>Substack - https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/</p><p>Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy </p><p>Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ </p><p>Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy </p><p>https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846