Don’t Hit Your Brother: It’s Pitcher Day

<p>We are those people that believe that <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31101243/minor-leaguer-jesus-camargo-corrales-arrested-colorado-methamphetamine-oxycodone-found-chicago-cubs-duffel-bag">Jesus Camargo-Corrales</a> wouldn’t have more than 21 pounds methamphetamine and 1.2 pounds of oxycodone in his Cubs duffel bag if minor league players a living wage. Also helpful hints from Pottymouth about consent to search. An appellate court rules the MLB’s small print is way too small to matter.</p><p>Patti clearly cannot pronounce Red Sox Cornah, but Pottymouth sure can so we have a Franchy Cordero boyfriend ruling from the Commish, root for opening day pitcher E-Rod, and get to talk about <a href="https://www.bostonglobe.com/2021/03/16/sports/fenway-sports-group-adds-lebron-james-partner-approves-deal-jump-start-plan-acquire-more-teams/">LeBron James</a> (new part owner!). We stress the Madness in March Madness as we <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/03/19/ncaa-womens-basketball-unequal/">cross-train over the disparities</a> in facilities, meals, swag, even COVID testing, between men’s and women’s tourneys.</p><p><br>It’s pitcher week at NCiB, when we select our squads from which our fantasy team pitchers will be drawn.  Pottymouth embraces the newly pumped-up Padres. Welcome <a href="https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2021/03/d09b2541b13e-baseball-darvish-speaks-out-about-anti-asian-racism-in-america.html">Yu Darvish</a>, <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/blake-snell-extends-starters-scoreless-streak">Blake Snell</a>, and <a href="https://www.post-gazette.com/sports/pirates/2020/02/11/joe-musgrove-astros-sign-stealing-mlb/stories/202002110114">Joe Musgrove</a>, joining <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/dinelson-lamet-is-2021-s-most-intriguing-pitche">Dinelson Lamet</a> and Chris Paddack. Patti mashes up pitchers with the grooming segment by focusing on the ridiculously good looking (oh yeah, and talented) young Cleveland squad including <a href="https://www.milb.com/news/cal-