Comedy- One Liners # 1

<p>Taken from Proverbs, Words of Wisdom, by Alice O’Neil<br><a href="https://www.bloomsbury.com/us/proverbs-9781632864420/">https://www.bloomsbury.com/us/proverbs-9781632864420/</a></p><p>Transcripts:<br><a href="https://app.podscribe.ai/episode/50281398">https://app.podscribe.ai/episode/50281398</a></p><p>Speaker 1 (0s): Como status, amigo, welcome back to the podcast. I thought we'd try a little, something fun, something new, something borrowed something blue. Ah, what are we getting married? What's going on there? All right. Let's do so some Proverbs today let's knock out a few of these things are kind of fun. I enjoy being able to have some of these in my arsenal. And I've got a few friends that have reached out to me and told me how much they really enjoy him. </p><p>Therefore, I want to do what you guys like. I want to give you what you want. So I thought I'd give you a double shot Of these here. Proverbs. I'm going to start off with richer and poorer money. If the best things in life are free. What is so many people think that money makes the world go round and that money is power. Maybe it's because he who pays the Piper calls the tune and money makes dogs dance, or maybe it's as simple as money talks because money doesn't grow on trees. </p><p>And there's no such thing as a free lunch, save it carefully. As many a Mikel makes a miracle and a penny saved is a penny earned for money has a way of taking wings. Sometimes though it's important to spend in for a penny in for a pound they say, but please try to get the money. Honestly, if you can richer watch out for when money is not a servant, it's a master and any gardener will tell you that good soil is worth more than gold. </p><p>You may be happier if you stay where there are songs and go where poor people entertain with the heart, because it's always the idiots who have money. Despite the fact that a fool and his money are soon parted. Remember half of something is better than all of nothing but money. Isn't everything. So although every bird lo