"CLANG! DEAD"

<p><strong>CUT IN HALF</strong></p> <p><span style="font-size: 10pt;">...or at least in two. An independent garbage truck driver was business as usual before the vehicle struck a woman as she crossed the street, ripping her into two pieces. The driver allegedly tried to drive away without stopping, but was stopped by witnesses.</span></p> <p><strong>"CLANG! DEAD"</strong></p> <p><span style="font-size: 10pt;">When the bus skipped her stop, a passenger took matters, and her life, into her own hands by prying open the bus doors and leaping out to her death.</span></p>