Christopher, Spencer, Bobby, and Julio

<p><a href="https://www.cubshq.com/cubs-baseball/news/watch-morel-blasts-walk-off-homer-against-white-sox-rips-off-jersey-32059"><br>Christopher Morel</a>, <a href="https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/08/17/tigers-spencer-torkelson-terrible-strike-3-calls-mlb-should-apologize">Spencer Torkelson</a>, and Patti, are all too sexy for their shirts. Even if he doesn’t want them, <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/38229287/scherzer-moves-11th-place-mlb-career-strikeout-list">Max</a> keeps racking up the personal accomplishments. <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/kyle-schwarber-homers-twice-in-phillies-loss-to-nationals%20https://www.mlb.com/player/kyle-schwarber-656941">Kyle</a> continues to own Nats Park, <a href="https://arizonasports.com/story/3531346/royals-ss-bobby-witt-jr-clocks-4th-fastest-inside-the-park-homer-since-2015/">Bobby</a> and <a href="https://www.espn.in/mlb/story/_/id/38224205/mariners-julio-rodriguez-gets-record-17th-hit-4-games">Julio</a> are two of a kind, <a href="https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/red-soxs-luis-urias-becomes-first-mlb-player-to-hit-grand-slams-in-consecutive-plate-appearances-since-2009/">Luis</a> is all about the slam, and the 1983 WS MVP is all about <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/orioles-1983-world-series-team-on-adley-rutschman-2023-squad">Adley</a>. Our Police Blotter is all <a href="https://apnews.com/article/wander-franco-investigation-minor-dominican-rays-934f3f46aa9f071e538643c2164a4314">Wander</a>, who has been firmly placed on the NCiB’s no-fly list, while we wait for the various investigations to decide on the rest of his future. <a href="https://theathletic.com/4784727/2023/08/18/yankees-cameraman-pete-stendel-injury/">Gunnar</a> got to choose between the cycle and his first four extra-base hit game, and he chose the team. Who then threw up their hands in disbelief that he ignored the cycle. The follow up on the cameraman Gunnar beaned hard with an errant throw is all good, even after he shared his prostate cancer diagnosis on top of the orb