Christmas Fails

<p><strong>Lapland New Forest</strong> was a <a title= "Christmas" href= "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas">Christmas</a>-themed park near <a title="Ringwood" href= "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringwood">Ringwood</a>, <a title="Hampshire" href= "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hampshire">Hampshire</a>, <a class="mw-redirect" title="UK" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK">UK</a>.<sup id= "cite_ref-1" class="reference"><a href= "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapland_New_Forest#cite_note-1">[1]</a></sup> The park had been advertised as being a "winter wonderland" with a variety of exciting family events such as a Christmas market and a "magical tunnel of light", but the majority of the promised attractions either malfunctioned or were of a very low quality. The park closed after a week after complaints from customers and poor press attention, and the organisers were charged with <a class="mw-redirect" title="Misleading advertising" href= "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misleading_advertising">misleading advertising</a>, and sentenced to 13 months in prison.</p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Our theme song was written and performed by Anna Bosnick. If you’d like to support the show on a per episode basis, you can find</span> <a href= "https://www.patreon.com/citationpod"><span style= "font-weight: 400;">our Patreon page here</span></a><span style= "font-weight: 400;">.  Be sure to check</span> <a href= "http://citationpod.com/"><span style="font-weight: 400;">our website</span></a> <span style="font-weight: 400;">for more details.</span></p>