Chelsea's House of Cards. Alan's House of Pane.

<p>Hey lush faces,&nbsp;</p><br><p>This week Keri and Matthew run the village shop while Peter rests upstairs (arggghhh beware the stairs). We touch on&nbsp;Lord of the Rings, we touch on Tennant's Super, we touch on Kat Slater and we guarantee by the end of the show, you'll have touched cloth.*</p><br><p>*The Cider Shed takes no responsibility for people's untimely bowel movements when listening to the podcast.&nbsp;</p><br><p>Oh. The Archers, ok then, yer tiz:</p><p><br></p><ul><li>Gate postgate: Brad becomes the second Horrobin sibling to get wood when swinging for Ben Archer.</li></ul><p><br></p><ul><li>Mick is a four letter word: Has Speedo boy gone too fast?&nbsp;</li></ul><p><br></p><ul><li>In the name of the mother, or not, in Paul's case: Denise's son turns up to examine Alistair.&nbsp;</li></ul><p><br></p><ul><li>Wake vs Woke: Funerial Alice saddles up to Mia.&nbsp;</li></ul><p><br></p><ul><li>Deal or no deal: Chelsea finally shows her hand.&nbsp;</li></ul><p><br></p><p>Show us some love, and become a Cider Shed Patron: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/thecidershed" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/thecidershed</a></p><br><p>To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).:<a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185</a></p><br><p>Join our Fantasy Football league with your existing team at: <a href="https://fantasy.premierleague.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://fantasy.premierleague.com/</a></p><p>Password: jxyeis</p><br><p>Email us at: <a href="mailto:hello@thecidershed.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hello@thecidershed.com</a></p><br><p>Message us on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPod" rel="noopener noreferre