"Captain Kirk" Goes To Space For REAL, A Haunted House Gets TOO Real, & Yard Art That's UN-Real

He will finally get to go where many men have never gone before. William Shatner played the Captain of the USS Enterprise in "Star Trek" for years but will finally lift off to space thanks to Jeff Bezos of Amazon. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells about one 11-y/o boy who was unphased by a haunted house got an up-close & personal encounter that was all too real...and he nearly lost a toe. A woman in MO has some unreal concepts for "art" in her front yard & the local government is going to fine her if she doesn't remove it. But she would be certainly welcome to live in Mifflin County, PA with her "art" since it happens to be a mannequin with a GOOSE HEAD. Mifflin Co. celebrates the "Legend of Goose Day" every September 29...and she would be the #1 attraction. And there's more stupidity that is oozing from this episode like these:  Hilarious PTA Signs Tell Parents ‘Don’t Go Blocking Drop Off Lines’;  This Clown Makes Balloon Sculptures, Then Fogs Your Home With Disinfectant;  McDonald's Is Phasing Out Plastic Toys in Happy Meals;  A Man Named "Sir Dangerous" Kidnapped a Woman & Promised to "Make Her Life Miserable";  Knoxville Woman In Custody For Abandoning Burning Car While Naked;  A Thief Was Found Sleeping on a Pile of Chicken Fingers & Meth;  CO Contractor Destroys New Bathroom With Sledgehammer After Client Refused To Pay In 23 Hours;  Should We Replace "Virginity" with "Sexual Debut"?;  A Man Stabbed Someone Because His McDonald's Coffee Was Too Sweet;  A Woman Beat-Up Her Boyfriend...When He Asked to Cuddle with Her;  'New Yorker' Podcast Guest Advocates 'Intelligent Sabotage,' Property Damage in Climate Change Fight;  FL man tries to trade back the vehicle he stole;  More women using marijuana to help ease menopause symptoms;  Why You Never Have Sex in a Car Parked on a Hill;  CT Man Arrested After Commandeering A Family’s Home In Break-In;  Signs You're at a Bad Haunted House; What Is Moon Water? And there's more fun with the "Insane Games" that you can play along wi