Battery-powered subpoena, your Honor?... / RULED!

<p>_Didier_Dogba_ is here to set the record straight. Diamond Don and Dynamite Dan agree... Strip Clubs: not that cool. In other news, the World Cup is full of mean GERMANS, and Germans also all seem more mean than they really are. The key take away from our conversation, however, is that <em>Company 314</em> are St. Louis' true gift to the world. That's right. Not Crystal Palace, not Bob Costas... Fo' flat tires.</p>