Baseball Boyfriend Trifectas

<p><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2022/02/04/mlbpa-declines-mediation-lockout/"><br>CBA negotiations</a> heat up a notch as the League tries to bring in the Feds while the Players instead bring in the fans. <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/record-setting-mlb-umpire-cowboy-210250963.html">Cowboy Joe</a> hangs up his chest protector and yet still no women umpires in sight. Pottymouth adds a prize to her Hernandez collection, naming <a href="https://espndeportes.espn.com/beisbol/nota/_/id/8801930/guerrero-jr-hernandez-pueden-replicar-exito-jose-bautista-edwin-encarnacion-blue-jays">Teoscar</a> as her Blue Jays boyfriend. Patti puts in a bid for beer with the Biggios with her pick of <a href="https://theathletic.com/2576267/2021/05/09/as-a-wife-and-mother-of-a-major-leaguer-patty-biggio-has-seen-it-all-and-loves-it-all/">Cavan</a>. For the Reds, Pottymouth Blind Sides us by selecting <a href="https://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/mlb/reds/2019/08/09/kyle-farmer-cincinnati-reds-fans-social-media-have-fun-infielder-pitching/1964427001/">Kyle Farmer</a>, and Patti is swayed by qHAR, Mookie, and a wacky career path to pick <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/17255032/tj-friedl-strange-journey-signing-undrafted-free-agent">TJ Friedl</a>. Colombia comes out of nowhere to take the <a href="https://www.seriedelcaribe.net/articulos/cbpc-da-conocer-todos-estrellas-de-la-serie-del-caribe-santo-domingo-2022/">Serie del Caribe</a> and Pottymouth tells us what we missed. <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/cedric-mullins-reveals-crohns-disease-diagnosis-before-all-star-season-214120240.html">Cedric Mullins</a> further cements his boyfriend cred by sharing his Crohn’s Disease story. The Dodgers sign <a href="https://dodgerblue.com/dodgers-rumors-history-made-with-signing-ben-serunkuma-umar-male-out-of-uganda/2022/02/05/">two players from Uganda</a>, so can a Disney movie be far behind? We say CTRL-F is my friend, thrusty swivel, and breakfast hockey.</p><p>Get boosted, fight the man, and find us o