Baby, What’s Your Sign?

An article about <a href="https://www.scarymommy.com/parenting/what-childs-astrological-sign-says-about-personality" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">kids' astrological signs</a> got us obsessing about whether they matched our own kids' temperaments and behaviors. First, we had to figure out what <a href="https://www.horoscope.com/zodiac-signs" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">their signs</a> even were. Mentioned: <a href="http://historysdumpster.blogspot.com/2015/03/the-starscroll-horoscope-vending-machine.html" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Starscroll horoscopes</a>.