astrology economics 101

<p>Moon compatibility with the Milky Way Bar bodes well for your BMI, Aries. Today's a great day for your shoulders and posture, Sagittarius. </p><p>We here at Hot Pocket are firm believers of not only getting your bread, but also predicting it. We're heading to the 1920's for today's history lesson: when Wall Street hired astrologers for investment advice. It ends with the Great Depression, whoops.</p><p>Next, the boys unpack the word "soulmate". When we're talking destiny and love, it's easy to get swept up in a bad case of confirmation bias. Sometimes we only seek out answers that tell us we're right and just.</p><p>And rich kids claiming they -- and I quote-- "Grinded all my life"? You're on notice. Libra rising and my foot rising up your cheeks, dummy.</p>