Arugula, Coffee, and Righteous Indignation

<p>Join us as we celebrate AS*HAT Day, discuss the food choices of ballplayers, and try to make “crepuscular” a baseball word. The <a href="https://www.mlb.com/press-release/press-release-orioles-to-offer-free-covid-19-testing-during-home-games">Baltimore Orioles</a> are an impressive public health model as they strive for 100% vaccination organization-wide, offer free COVID-19 testing at home games, and put their “take one for the team” vaccination PSA program into heavy rotation.  Not to mention stopping the red-hot As winning streak at 13.</p><p><br></p><p>Our boyfriend highlights are super-Padres heavy with <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/padres/2021/04/24/fernando-tatis-jr-homers-father-dodger-stadium-grand-slam-anniversary/7363646002/">Fernando Tatis Jr.’s</a> bat against Cy Young winners, <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/padres-amazing-double-play-secures-win-over-dodgers">Jake Cronenworth</a>’s sexy defense, and the <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/joe-musgrove-breakout-is-for-real">pitching</a>, um, “flock.” Mookie Betts goes vegan and <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/jesus-aguilar-homers-to-lift-marlins-to-victory">Jesus Aguilar</a> dumps arugula for arepas. We revisit <a href="https://www.cincinnati.com/videos/sports/mlb/reds/2021/04/21/nick-castellanos-reacts-suspension-discusses-cincinnati-reds-fans/7319967002/">Nick “It sucks” Castellanos</a>, and offer the possibility of chest hair above replacement. Patti’s despair over <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/ian-happ-sticking-with-process">Ian Happ</a>’s slump leads to Pottymouth’s story of her car being hit by a deer.  Yes.</p><p><br></p><p>The CPBL brings back Megabee, and as predicted, Yasiel Puig ends up in Mexico with Patti’s first car. <a href="https://www.mlb.com/nationals/community/book-club">Josh Bell</a> starts a book club and ups the boyfriend cred even more.</p><p><br>Wash your hands, wear your masks, watch your distance, get your vaccine as soon as you can, and fight the man. Find us on Twitter <a href="https