ARRTI 39: Dungeons and Doiley‘s (S3:E1)

<p>Hey everybody! Welcome to season three of Riverdale, the show that didn't enough money to buy the rights to D&D! Episode Highlights: Archie volunteers to go to jail for crimes he didn't commit but took credit for, Hiram gets punched, Dilton is the victim of Satanic Panic, Cheryl has a pool party but is sad the whole time, Veronica tries to secret agent her way into a hung jury, and Betty witnesses a weird baby ritual and passes out. If you agree that this show is absolutely banana-pants, then tell us on Twitter or through our email! Have a good week, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A Gargoyle King!</p> <p>That sweet sweet t-shirt link! <a href='https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3412424-gryphons-and-gargoyles'>https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3412424-gryphons-and-gargoyles</a></p> <p>Our Email! <a href='mailto:arrtipod@gmail.com'>arrtipod@gmail.com</a></p> <p>Our Twitter! <a href='http://www.twitter.com/'>www.twitter.com/RiverdaleRuns</a></p> <p> </p>