Airplane! vs Snakes on a Plane

<p>As if there wasn't enough to be anxious about when flying, now we have to add puns and bad acting to the list. Have fun saying all the lines out loud from Airplane! as we recollect our favourite bits. Also I think we should all be wondering what we'd do if Sam Jackson suddenly appeared in our living rooms telling us to do what he says to live. It's a choice I hope you never have to make, but like probably more possible than being struck by lightning. (*citation needed)</p>