A Polite Bank Robbery, Hidden Valley Ranch Ice Cream, & A Hidden Mummified Hubby

<p>How badly do you want "3 hots &amp; a cot"? One man was so desperate to go to prison, he held up a bank...for a buck. How badly do you love ice cream? Do you love it enough to put it on your salad? How hard would you look to find your missing husband? If you're a hoarder, it may be harder to find him in your house than you think...even if he's dead. How much stupidity can we cram into one weekend episode? You might be surprised. This one's bursting at the seams...</p> <ul> <li>28 Colombian Girls Hospitalized After Using Ouija Board at School;&nbsp;</li> <li>GA Thieves Busted by Cops When They Stopped to Charge Getaway Tesla;&nbsp;</li> <li>TikTok Doc Warns Against the Dangers of Wire BBQ Brushes;&nbsp;</li> <li>Podcast Interrupted by a Car Crashing through the Coffee Shop Window;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Woman Reapplied for Her Own Job, After Seeing It Posted Online for a Much Higher Salary;&nbsp;</li> <li>Realtor says roosters taking over Phoenix neighborhood deterring potential buyers;&nbsp;</li> <li>“Cocaine Cat” Captured in Ohio Neighborhood;&nbsp;</li> <li>Our Collective IQ Has Dropped for the 1st Time in Nearly a Century;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Threesome Ended with 67% of Them in Jail;&nbsp;</li> <li>Popular Australian beer recalled due to ‘excess alcohol’;&nbsp;</li> <li>Someone Hiked a 3,000-Ft. Mountain to Draw a Huge Penis in the Snow;&nbsp;</li> <li>Tinder Added a "Dating Dictionary" to Help Old People Hit on Young People/Top Signs Your Date Is Too Old for You;&nbsp;</li> <li>FL Man Covered in Pink Paint Booked Into the Clink;&nbsp;</li> <li>Aldi Roasted for Phallic Shaped Easter Marshmallows;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Man Brought 2 Women Home from a Casino, &amp; They Teamed Up to Rob Him;&nbsp;</li> <li>Someone Smuggled Weed Into Jamaica...to Show Friends That American Weed Is Better;&nbsp;</li> <li>FL man shoots alligator that attacked his dog in backyard;&nbsp;</li> <li>Men, Are You a 'Grower' or a 'Shower'? Experts Invent Scientific Definition/Better Ways to Ask “Are You a ‘Shower’ or