A Little Bit Happy, A Little Bit WTF

<p>Patti and the Pottymouth perform a public service by saving their Astros Cheating Scandal rant until the end of the show, so they can set you up with the happy first.</p><p><br></p><p>Boyfriends this week come from the Rangers and the Cubs. Pottymouth leads the Texas talk with <a href="https://www.outsports.com/2019/4/12/18306828/texas-rangers-joey-gallo-nomar-mazara-crotch-grab">Joey “Pico de” Gallo</a>, an actual joey, and some puppies, and Patti counters with <a href="https://theathletic.com/1293542/2019/10/15/but-he-will-dance-where-is-nick-solaks-crash-course-at-third-base-headed/">Nick “Hockey kid” Solak</a>, an enthusiastic mom, and a holiday proposal. Over at Wrigley, Pottymouth finds her catcher in bat-dropping <a href="https://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2017/4/4/15171006/willson-contreras-appreciation-cubs">Wilson Contreras</a>, and Patti looks to brainy <a href="https://chicago.suntimes.com/cubs/2020/1/17/21070671/nico-hoerner-cubs-offseason-opening-day-roster">Nico Hoerner</a> to start this year. We are overjoyed to cheer on <a href="https://wordsabovereplacement.com/baseball-streaming-guide/">Alyssa Nakken</a>, the first female full time coach in the majors, and give Gabe Kapler grudging credit for a good hire.</p><p><br></p><p>And then we rant. Patti catches you up on scandal to date, and Pottymouth is stuck with an “In Cora We Trust” T shirt. We look at things from the pitcher’s perspective, from the words of <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/indians/2020/01/18/mike-clevinger-indians-astros-cheating/4510625002/">Mike Clevinger</a> and <a href="https://www.nbcsports.com/washington/nationals/sean-doolittles-wife-eireann-dolan-tweets-about-astros-scandal">Eirann Dolan</a>. We toss around our need for guilty players to own up and take responsibility and the legal and personal reasons that they don’t. And the unchecked anger swirling around in the baseball world. Patti considers breaking up with her once and forever broadcasting BF <a href="https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2020