A little "Afternoon Delight" on Spring Break

Florida is overrun with college-agers on Spring Break, but no one was prepared for a 40-something couple to join in the sex-capades. Monopoly goes "woke" after Hasbro de-gendered Mr. Potato Head. My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero", who would love space travel, isn't so gung-ho about gathering over 6 million sperm & egg samples from all the Earth's species to put on a "Noah's Ark to the moon. Neither is he interested in buying any NFT farts for $85 a pop...or is that a "poot"? Some other mind-numbing stupidity from this week: A Company Is So Mad at a Guy for Quitting, His Last Paycheck Comes as 500 Pounds of Pennies Covered in Oil; Car Thief Stops to Help Someone with a Flat, & They Steal His Stolen Car; Drunk Driver Had 8 Airplane Bottles of Vodka Hidden in Her Boobs; Man Fired over "Aggressive" Question Marks Gets a $20,000 Payout; Man arrested for taking his toddler in elephant enclosure at San Diego Zoo; A Woman on TikTok Says We Should Sit on the Toilet Backwards So We Can Eat & Watch Netflix. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>