A House Divided

<p>Pottymouth’s Red Sox household welcomes a Yankees fan interloper, and Patti faces the I’m from Cleveland but named the kid for Camden Yards dilemma for the weekend series. Classic boyfriends do us proud, with <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/kike-hernandez-snaps-skid-with-clutch-rbi-double?game_pk=633852">Kiké’s</a> bat coming alive, <a href="https://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/i-dont-want-to-stop-knowing-that-i-could-still-play-pujols-embraces-special-opportunity/article_e0521ae8-6622-57cf-a59e-42d428863f41.html">Albert Pujols</a> climbing up the all time lists, <a href="https://www.stltoday.com/sports/columns/jeff-gordon/tipsheet-yelich-finally-restores-power-for-surging-brewers/article_091df3f7-42aa-5eb4-88b7-7429d737ef4c.html">Christian Yelich</a> proving blonde bats have more fun, and Cedric Mullins going 5-5. Patti’s current Os BF, Ryan Mountcastle, earns AL player of the week, and she serves as back-up mom at <a href="https://www.cleveland.com/tribe/2021/06/enter-the-assassin-heres-what-bobby-bradley-brings-to-the-cleveland-indians-lineup.html">Bobby “The Assassin” Bradley</a>’s second “debut.” Pottymouth’s outfield takes a hit with both <a href="https://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articles/padres_trent_grisham_will_need_rehab_assignment_before_coming_off_il/s1_13237_35086559">Trent Grisham</a> and <a href="https://mlb.nbcsports.com/2021/06/02/mariners-place-kyle-lewis-on-il-with-right-knee-injury/">Kyle Lewis</a> on the IL. Way too many players are getting hit in the face by baseballs -- this time two pitchers, <a href="https://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articles/rays_provide_promising_update_on_tyler_zombro_who_was_hit_in_head_by_line_drive/s1_12680_35085437">Tyler Zombro</a> and <a href="https://www.masslive.com/redsox/2021/06/ryan-brasier-injury-boston-red-sox-reliever-released-from-hospital-after-suffering-concussion-when-struck-in-head-with-line-drive.html">Ryan Braiser</a> -- end up in the hospital.</p><p><br></p><p>Don’t worry, the <a href="https://www.mlb.com/indians/fans/cle