A Drunk & Smutty Christmas: You mean a dildo, dear?

Welcome, friends! You're in for a treat as I managed to find a copy of Randiana or Excitable Tales! If you remember, in our first episode, bibliographer of pornographic literature, Henry Spencer Ashbee listed Randiana as downright obscene, and copies of this book were kept behind the counter due to its explicitness! Get cozy and let your imagination run wild as you hear me narrate selected chapters of the debaucherous behavior of Mr. Clinton. OH MY! ARE. YOU. READY? LISTENER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED!!! ********************** If you enjoy Beauty Unlocked, check out our Patreon page and consider becoming a Patron. You'll have access to all sorts of goodies: https://www.patreon.com/beautyunlocked (https://www.patreon.com/beautyunlocked) You can contact me: beautyunlockedpodcast@gmail.com Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZlw_nOXunLZmUX7-DWbEJg (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZlw_nOXunLZmUX7-DWbEJg) Follow us throughout social media:&nbsp; https://linktr.ee/beautyunlockedpodcast (https://linktr.ee/beautyunlockedpodcast) ****** Music: Concerto-for-Flute-Violin-and-Continuo-in-C-Minor-Andante-Molto- Vivaldi A-Certain-Sadness Carol-of-the-Bells audiohero.com This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy <a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/beautyunlocked">Support this podcast</a>