A Defining Trait of Journalists: Unimpressive

<p>“Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.” -Mark Twain</p> <p>Ryan Reilly doesn't know what ear plugs are.</p> <p>Mara Gay and Brian Williams Can't do Math.</p> <p>"At what point shall we expect the approach of danger? By what means shall we fortify against it? Shall some trans-Atlantic military giant step the earth and crush us at a blow? Never. All the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Buonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of a thousand years. No, if destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men we will live forever or die by suicide.” -Abraham Lincoln</p>