A Cop's Sexy Sidehustle, KFC Corn-Crazy Customer, & A XXX-mas Trend

<p>I guess crime doesn't pay enough for one police officer who loves his part-time porn actor's job more than his policing duties. When a KFC customer wants their corn, they'd better get their corn...or they'll go bat-crap crazy. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a story about how Christmas trees can pose a danger to self-pleasuring yuletide activities &amp; doctors are putting out a warning... Just a warning here... there's an extra dose of stupidity for this year-ending episode...</p> <ul> <li>The 10 Weirdest World Records Broken in 2022;&nbsp;</li> <li>Pilot terrifies sleeping wife with savage stunt prank: ‘Instant divorce’;&nbsp;</li> <li>You Can Buy One Giant, 930-Calorie Fruit Loop for $20;&nbsp;</li> <li>Police: Woman claiming to be ‘God from ancient Egypt’ attacks civilians, officers in Miami Beach;&nbsp;</li> <li>Who's the Jerk? A Domino's Driver Shamed a Customer for Not Tipping;&nbsp;</li> <li>The 3 Worst TikTok Food Trends of 2022;&nbsp;</li> <li>Does Anyone You Know Over-Plan the Holidays? A Mom's Detailed Itinerary Is Going Viral;&nbsp;</li> <li>NYC man indicted for stashing 6 kilos of ‘Joe Biden’ brand cocaine;&nbsp;</li> <li>Airline Mistakenly Ships Family's Nashville-Bound Dog to Saudi Arabia;&nbsp;</li> <li>Guy Claims He Was Kicked off Flight for Saying "Penis";&nbsp;</li> <li>Cops Broke Down a Door to Save a Woman Passed Out in a Bowl of Soup, but It Was Just "Art";&nbsp;</li> <li>Cop Accidentally Turned On Her Radio While Having Sex on Duty;&nbsp;</li> <li>A KY woman walked out of her job a $175K lottery winner after receiving $25 worth of scratch-offs at a company holiday party;&nbsp;</li> <li>Rogue Hippo ‘Swallows’ 2-y/o—Then Spits Him Back Out;&nbsp;</li> <li>French Man With WWI Explosive Lodged in His Rectum Sparks Bomb Scare, Hospital Evacuation;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Woman Stole a Watch from a Man in Vegas, &amp; Hid It in Her Hoo-Ha;&nbsp;</li> <li>62% of Men Over 30 Would Consider Dyeing Their 'Hair Down There';&nbsp;</li> <li>Jobs Less Stressful Than "