54. The One with the Killing Knives

<p>When parents cut off their freeloading children from the gravy train (not the Thanksgiving kind that goes with turkey and mashed potatoes), things tend to escalate quickly. Deadbeat Joel Guy Jr. didn’t take too kindly to his parents forcing him to get a job, so he took matters into his own hands and did what will likely be the only manual labor he completes in his lifetime. </p>