#433: Gettin' Figgy (OOTP Chapter 1, Dudley Demented)

<ul> <li>Sequoia from <a href="https://www.fanaticalfics.com/">Fanatical Fics and Where To Find Them</a> joins the show!</li> <li>We discuss the recent banning of Harry Potter at St. Edward Catholic School... and give them a call!</li> <li>Cursed Child gets a new marketing campaign, with the logo now matching the one from the books/films</li> <li>Chapter-by-Chapter returns with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter 1: Dudley Demented</li> <li>7-Word Summary: Harry Potter fights with Dudley and Dementors</li> <li>The introduction of Harry is very much one of a neglected child</li> <li>What does it say about the Dursleys that they take pride in the fact that Dudley doesn’t watch the news and has no clue who the Prime Minister is?</li> <li>What do we make of Ms. Figg  asking Harry over for tea frequently throughout the summer?</li> <li>Are Vernon and Petunia overreacting to the “crack” that pretty much the entire neighborhood hears? Or is it fair they suspect Harry?</li> <li>Harry's isolation: let the conversation about Dumbledore’s approach to Harry begin!</li> <li>We analyze Harry's dreams: Cedric's death, long corridors, locked doors and more!</li> <li>Harry is itching for a fight and tries to provoke Dudley with name-calling. What do we make of this version of Harry?</li> <li>Who is Mark Evans? J.K. Rowling <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20110720082643/http://www.jkrowling.com:80/textonly/en/faq_view.cfm?id=49">once addressed rampant speculation</a>.</li> <li>When the Dementors attack and Harry hears the voice inside his head - is it Voldemort or the Horcrux speaking to him?</li> <li>Have we ever seen Harry control a Patronus through spoken word before?</li> <li>Surprise! There's more to Ms. Figg than meets the eye!</li> <li>We debut a new chapter-by-chapter segment... Umbridge Sucks!</li> <li>Connecting the Threads, MVP of the Week and Rename The Chapter return!</li> <li>We answer an email on frame narratives and take a very cute voicemail on midnight book release parties</li> <li>Quizzitch: J