4: Message in a Bottle

We discuss the grave indignities Lauren is suffering in her journey to find a job, the celebrity couples we follow a little too closely on Instagram, Stassi Shroeder’s epic meltdown in the most recent episode of VPR, Leah from Rhône’s naked tiki torch tantrum, and our shameful secret thoughts about Denise Richard’s husband, Aaron. Buckle in, baby.