399 - Disclaimer: Not a Criminal Act

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">FIRST THING’S FIRST: Paul obliquely confesses a past sin during this episode, it’s kind of a super tense moment, but Arlo has cleared off-mic that it was</span> <em><span style="font-weight: 400;">not</span></em> <span style= "font-weight: 400;">a criminal act! So...do with that what you will! Elsewhere, the world is fucking ending, so you might as well watch</span> <em><span style="font-weight: 400;">The End of the Fucking World</span></em><span style="font-weight: 400;">. Paul and Arlo muse on the collapse of civilization, discuss proper social distancing etiquette, and recommend things to watch and read as society dissolves. Some of those recommendations:</span> <em><span style="font-weight: 400;">The Hunt</span></em><span style="font-weight: 400;">, now available on VOD since movie theaters have shuttered; comfy junk food movies like</span> <em><span style="font-weight: 400;">Yes Man</span></em> <span style="font-weight: 400;">and</span> <em><span style= "font-weight: 400;">Ghosts of Girlfriends Past</span></em><span style="font-weight: 400;">; Netflix’s</span> <em><span style="font-weight: 400;">I Am Not Okay with This</span></em><span style="font-weight: 400;">;</span> <em><span style="font-weight: 400;">Hawkeye: Freefall</span></em> <span style="font-weight: 400;">by Matthew Rosenberg and Otto Schmidt; Matt Fraction and Steve Lieber’s uproarious</span> <em><span style="font-weight: 400;">Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen</span></em><span style="font-weight: 400;">; and, of course, perennial classic</span> <em><span style="font-weight: 400;">Good Burger</span></em><span style="font-weight: 400;">.</span></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Next: Ten years. 400 episodes. It’s all led to this. It’s a shame we’re all dying.</span></p> <p><br /> <br /> <br /></p> <p><strong>THE BREAKDOWN</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Total Run Time: 02:08:53</span></p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style= "font-weight: 400;">00:00:46  - Random thoughts on the