3443: The Obituaries

The FDA gave full approval for the Pfizer vaccine. Can you get it now, you weird liar? LET’S GO! It’s just Keith and Chemda today, and shit’s about to get real. Keith reviews The Protégé featuring his lover Michael Keaton (is he using the word correctly NOW?), and Keith has received his parents’ obituaries … written by his dad. Also, Chemda contacted the babysitter that sexually abused her.