289: Nothing Means Anything

<p>This week we handle all the existential questions of life. Partly because Dan's drinking.</p><p>Moltz is please to learn that his new iPhone SE <a href="https://daringfireball.net/2020/05/iphone_and_android_cpu_performance" target="_blank">out-performs all the Android phones</a>.</p><p>Is <a href="https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/05/11/entire-iphone-12-iphone-12-pro-lineup-specs-detailed" target="_blank">this</a> going to be the fall iPhone lineup?</p><p>Is <a href="https://www.macrumors.com/2020/05/11/apple-airpods-studio-headphones-settings/" target="_blank">AirPods Studio</a> a good name for a pair of headphones?</p><p>Why is literally no one talking about this <a href="https://discussions.apple.com/thread/251017300" target="_blank">AirPod Pro rattle</a>?!</p><p>Dan's MacBook is <a href="https://www.macrumors.com/2020/05/12/macbook-air-pro-2013-2014-vintage-products/" target="_blank">now vintage</a>, surely increasing its value.</p><p>The <a href="https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT203718" target="_blank">Logic release notes</a> are hilarious.</p><p>Elon Musk <a href="https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/05/elon-musk-threat-move-tesla-california-fight-coronavirus-closure.html" target="_blank">has a tantrum</a>.</p>