172 American Pie 1999

<p dir="ltr">You know this one, the guy has sex with a pie. He also commits what wean act of criminal cyber-voyeurism. So, you know, not the best. But despite that will the boys still think this works?</p> <p dir="ltr"> </p> <p dir="ltr">Links</p> <p dir="ltr">You can rate and review us in these places (and more, probably)</p> <p dir="ltr">Does This Still Work? - TV Podcast</p> <p dir="ltr"><a href= "https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/does-this-still-work-1088105">https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/does-this-still-work-1088105</a></p> <p dir="ltr">‎Does This Still Work? on Apple Podcasts</p> <p dir="ltr"><a href= "https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/does-this-still-work/id1492570867"> https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/does-this-still-work/id1492570867</a></p> <p dir="ltr">Columbine</p> <p dir="ltr"><a href= "https://www.newspapers.com/article/the-times-herald/124872733/">https://www.newspapers.com/article/the-times-herald/124872733/</a></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong id= "docs-internal-guid-b7ba5dcd-7fff-d46b-5e73-6a4a8b97ebcb">Cold Open Lyrics</strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong><strong id= "docs-internal-guid-7289eb68-7fff-f501-6c1d-85f53516e01d">To the tune of Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger</strong><br /></strong></p> <p dir="ltr">Pacts are really lazy ways to</p> <p dir="ltr">Tie together ends of a story</p> <p dir="ltr">Deals and bets are just boring</p> <p dir="ltr">Tropes to pull a groan out of me</p> <p dir="ltr"><strong><strong> </strong></strong></p> <p dir="ltr">Never met a teenager so</p> <p dir="ltr">focused on just getting their dick wet</p> <p dir="ltr">We all just got what we could get</p> <p dir="ltr">And fought our adolescent acne </p> <p dir="ltr">on our face</p> <p dir="ltr">(And rarely ever won)</p> <p dir="ltr"><strong><strong> </strong></strong></p> <p dir="ltr">I watched it now I'm not well</p> <p dir="ltr">But that's all right, I'm here to tell</p> <p dir="ltr"><strong><strong> </strong></strong></p> <p dir="ltr">Broadcasting consentless masturbation</p> <p dir="ltr">Has to be so illegal</