#109: Saturn Returns With A Quarter-Life Crisis - February 26th 2023

<p>Saturn is returning, bringing the podcast back into your life with it. It’s not a quarter-life crisis, it’s a “reassessment of truthful living from the cosmos” (buy my book). What kind of manifestor are you? Take a quirky quiz!</p><p><br></p><p>Trust your gut, trust the vibe check, don’t trust people who hang out at water parks. Failed the vibe check? Call the cops.</p><p><br></p><p>Bust out ‘The Borg’ for your all-day college binge drinking needs. Part booze, part water, part electrolytes, part regretting decisions you made while being drunk all day. Moonshine for the modern age.</p><p><br></p><p>Getting shot by an MRI machine is a tough way to go. Ready to spiritually commit suicide? Buy a wearable bean bag!</p><p><br></p><p>It’s about the nut, not the strokes.</p><p><br></p><p>*Website, Show Notes and More Right <a href="https://www.disinformed.ca/fuckineh">&lt;Here&gt;</a></p><p>*Music Produced by David Felton, <a href="https://www.instagram.com/deefeltmusic/">@deefeltmusic</a> on Instagram/Tiktok</p><p>*Show Artwork created by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/themightyqworks/">@TheMightyQWorks</a> on Twitter/Instagram</p><p><strong>EPISODE LINKS OF INTEREST:</strong></p><ul> <li><a href="https://www.soulandspiritmagazine.com/my-saturn-return-helped-me-create-my-podcast/">Saturn Returns Podcast: Origins</a></li> <li><a href="https://globalnews.ca/news/9477932/starbucks-tim-hortons-rewards-programs-changes-inflation/">Tim Hortons Reward Points Scam</a></li> <li><a href="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/901502850604089424/1079763787864866926/031-032-manifestor-quiz-page-002-1122x1536.jpg">What kind of Manifestor are you??</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.bonappetit.com/story/borg-gen-z-binge-drinking">The BORG</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/lawyer-dies-after-he-is-shot-by-gun-that-was-triggered-by-mri-scanner/AVXLS5PGDZC7PL4HZUIT3EDURU/">Brazilian Man Shot by an MRI Machine</a></li> <li><a href="https://www.gamespot.com/articles/cd-projekt-red-to-remove-unintended